Its a MOVING experience

There is something about the process of moving that bears proof to the human capacity to adapt.

Stage 1: Home
Here is a familiar setting. You look around to make a visual imprint in your memory of what your home looks like as you see it in all its familiarity for the last time.

Stage 2: Rupture
It takes exactly a couple of minutes for the all comfortable home to transform into the irreversible moving scene. Boxes, the ever so elusive tape and scissors that sneak off together at the first chance they get, clothes, PAPER, garbage and most importantly all those things you thought you could never live without but suddenly take on a dispensable appearance- the little box you though could be converted into a 'oh so cute' letter holder, the cool key chain in th shape of a football helmet that also doubled up as a bottle opener (I actually had one of these), the wrapper of the first candy you shared the special someone who is not so special anymore etc.etc.Chaos and disorganization are slowly sorted and packed in neat boxes and taped off. Oh the glorious sound of the tape being stretched taut over a well packed box brimmed with chunks of you life. And then of course the sinking feeling of 'did I pack that......' that warrants the undoing of the days labor in search of the small trinket that has been tucked into your purse all this while.

Stage 3: Dislocation
It is amazing how heavy a burden we carry throughout our lives and how much heavier they get as days go by. In my case my burdens comprised mostly of books and some throw away furniture. Hauling these through the streets and places that would separate you from all that is familiar, you find yourself at a new threshold. Empty walls welcome you sometimes with the telltale marks of previous homes dismantled. Suddenly all the chaos and disorganisation has found a new address. It sits perched at every empty space that you or (if you are rich) your movers found to stack them. You and your life's burdens have a roof again.

Stage 4: Home again.
I think it is the instinct for nesting. A restlessness creeps over as soon as the sweat has been cooled off by the noisy fan in the living room that you mean to talk to your landlord about. With renewed energy whose source remains a mystery to me, you find yourself creating order again from amidst the chaos. Imaginative visions that had appeared when you first saw the house are slowly realised with some successes and some disappointments as you find that the futon you so wanted in that corner does not fit in there at all, or that the 'great spot for the TV' is a room length away from the cable point. Familiar sights emerge from the many boxes and take on old places within new settings and you are home again as old stains and dust outlines fade on empty walls somewhere slowly becoming the unfamiliar again.

Writer blocked

Frankly this post is a guilt trip for not having posted for eons. I have often sat at my computer hands poised, thoughts rushing without a satisfactory syllable being produced. The backspace remains my most rubbed off key on the keyboard with the spacebar a close second. What do I write about? Hmm...a pertinent question but somehow one that never rose before.

What can be significant enough to put into coherent and entertaining language and share with the world? Initially it is an overwhelming flood of ideas that storm into the mind . But one by one the elimination process cuts down on most, not good enough, not funny enough, not defined, not cogent, not credible, not this, not that....not...not ...not. Obviously my life does not make for good anecdotes for anyone but me. The one's that do make it from the editing shears begin with great promise...a few catchy phrases, some charming sentences swirl around alluding to the glorious possibilities of the poised hand waiting to embark on a torrent of eloquence. But alas! Nothing, maybe a few squirts of jumbled words and then the hiccups and then the pen runs dry. With persistence I attempt again and this time with lesser success. Something inside has bottled up and there is the realisation: I don't want to talk about it, whatever it is. I do not want to articulate it, nor pin it up for the whole world to see. I feel naked as raw emotions gnaw at the unperturbed surface, the scab is being peeled at, the wound almost exposed, but it would take much more than a few well phrased posts to tide this storm that brews inside. It may take a whole book yet, but for now the ink is clotted ... the scab survives yet again.

Planet of the Apes

All this worry about nature and the environment….I have had the spare time to sit and wonder about it.

That ‘we’ have caused a lot of damage is more than apparent and that this may lead us to our doom, the 'armageddon' to use a popular cliché, is ominous. But the question is, what is the real concern here? What is the REAL issue? This is not the first time! The planet has gone through topsy-turvy times before. It has appeared to be at the brink of destruction but was it ever actually destroyed?! Not really! For here it stands, millions of years later, all intact-no huge chunk missing and not in million pieces as Hollywood would have us believe in its glamorized obsessions with self destruction and doomsday fiascos. The ice age successfully came and went without any assistance or intervention of the human race or its ‘activists’ and life still persists on this planet.

It's about time we acknowledged the real issue. It's not nature that really concerns us. Nature does not need our concern. It can take care of itself. It is the most self sufficient, self sustaining entity known. It balances its act no matter how extreme the situation gets. That it does so, at the cost of anything and everything, is the issue. The concern therefore is not saving the ‘natural’ world. Oh! It will survive all right! And how! The concern is saving our own asses. Saving our own smug selves from anhiliation. And saving our face while at it. To rectify the damage that was done so that whatever exists on this planet millions of years later do not find ‘scientific evidence’ that proves that Homo sapien sapien was a primitive creature which was daft enough to cut down the branch it was sitting on and with gloating pride about its ‘scientific progress’ it ushered in the “fire age”. Now THAT is a real concern.

Brick kiln chimneys stuck into the bosom of the country soil like enormous incense sticks fuming in veneration. Such is the soil that this earth is made of, such are the bricks that our walls are made of.

Vrindavan....
A place where painted sadhus fancy themselves to be Sri Krishna....the ultimate flirt.....and the entire female population to be their 'Gopinis'. A place where you are offered bhang as frequently and as unhesitantly as if it were tea. A place where grass probably means something that was not procured from a lawn. A place filled with lights and colours and people as 'rangeela' as the deity they worship.A place of 'Radhe Radhe' and multiple names of Gods double up as greetings and exclamations. A place of excesses of every kind, a place where the earth wears shoes of sand to prevent you feet from soiling it! A place with monkeys enough to give you a clue about where the words 'Vanar Sena' probably had their origin. Of the ultimate bondage of commitment and the freedom to walk the streets in a loin cloth and shout out loud without being promptly stuffed into an asylum. A place of music, and ras leela and of plenty, of milk and ghee, of makkhan malai. A place where the Gods have a palate to give any epicure a run for his money. Of wide eyed devotion, beliefs and superstitions, miracles,mockery, subterfuge.... of sincerity. Of narrow lanes and broad grins, of small budgets and big appetites, of insecurity and refuge, of incredulity .....of faith. A place of minimalist luxury, of rich poverty, of willing compulsions. The place is a paradox, an irony, an enigma. The place is 'Dev Sthan'-A place of the Gods.

Love is the suspension of all faculties and senses.......

............including intelligence!!

Sometimes more spills out onto the pages than from the eyes.

Taking the only way out is often mistaken for bravery.

All the remedies in the world......
............Yet the mind has no cure.

Just a thought......

Hope it is not stolen......

I hate it when people steal thought. It is different when two people are thinking the same thing. That's empathy. But when you express a thought and find moments later that someone had claimed it to be his own, in other word steals it...its horrible!! Its the worst crime next to murder, probably same as murder because who are you without your thoughts? Just an empty shell. When material objects are stolen there are ways to claim them back. But thoughts!.....Once stolen they are gone...it is all about who goes around expressing them first. That is my thought. Stealing thoughts is murder. I have been murdered. And it is horrible because no one can see that I have died.

Just a thought.......

The Limousines of Snobdom

Have you ever been to the Lodhi Empire....No no....not the 12th century one....of course I know THEY are dead.....but the other one with the capital in IHC. Actually the original capital was Mr. Stein's landmark IIC the India International Centre...but it has now shifted to its more chic and "mod" younger bro...the IHC...for those who are unfamiliar with Delhi...The India Habitat Centre.
The vast dominion of this kingdom spans from the IHC at one end, across Lodhi estate, it ends at the very hub of "snobdom" the Sujan Singh Park with Khan Market looking on in disdain at any stray mongrel that may have strayed into its sanctified domain.This empire is ruled by the "Snob" dynasty...quite a contrast to the rulers of the original Lodhi empire who have been known through history as the "Slave" dynasty. Go to Lodhi estate and you meet with the plethora of snobs...of all sizes, shapes and colours. There are the snob aunties, the snob babes, the snob offsprings, the snob bureaucrats, ....oh the list is endless. I am not going to talk about them...If you are interested in further reading on them pick up one of the scores of coffee table books that are mushrooming across bookstores.
What intrigues me are the "autowallas" and the transformation they undergo when they cross the Khan market or IHC red light.They are no longer CNG burning, noise and smoke emitting, funny shaped media of public transport. No, don't be fooled by the seemingly common appearance of green and yellow battered metal and torn upholstery. They have become the winged mythical vehicles from Ravana land. Its like the red lights are some kind on invisible time portals.Pass through them and the auto is no longer a three wheeler. Its a stretch limo with more wheels than those snaky carrier trucks found on Ring Road after midnight. They drive up grandly to the waiting diplomats and other people full of self importance waiting their ride an inch away from the IIC gate. Even the buses are so rare that it would almost seem that they do not want to trample on the holy grounds. And if they do stop, they pick up their passengers surreptitiously and are away sooner than you can even decipher their route.
The other phenomenon that never fails to amuse me is the throng of autos that line up the IIC road with apparently no intention to go anywhere. If you are a frequent visitor you will realise that they are chauffeured autos and are awaiting the hirers, sometimes all day long, to take themback to their new destinations. What amuses however is how these guys dont even so much as blink towards the lesser mortals like yours truly, let alone send out the silent query of all "normal" autofellows-"kahan jaana hai?"(where do you want to go?) instead they go pretending that you do not exist and leave you to seek the condescension of a more generous autowallah....perhaps if you are fortunate enough after an hour of standing around looking foolish, you might meet up with a stray one that has mistakenly entered the hallowed lands and is as desperate to get out of there as you are. But be ready to pay through your nose, if you are catching a ride on Lodhi Estate, if you happened to have even breathed that air, you are supposed to be green....with money! What brings about this disdain? The fact that you do not have your own little wheely, a vintage or a flashy new Benz....oh my God not even a lousy 800, WHAT are you doing in the L land??? If the citizens of snobdom have such an outlook towards you, thats okay. They apparently are entitled to by their rights as a L land citizen, but what is hilarious that even the autofellows think that way, and they survive on overcharging and subterfuging people who do not have their little wheelies to spin around town in!!!
So next time you do take a trip to those sacred grounds, my advice to you is: if you dont have a car, then walk...walk as fast as you can...till you have stepped out of the sanctum of the Lodhis that is unless you have a wallet that can afford a green CNG driven Limousine.

Alma "Matar"

Defaming the institutes that make us the individuals we are, is in my opinion, a shameful act. It is pitiful that we turn around to mud-sling the very places that have brought us all this way.

Often, with no exception to myself, I find people talking about the institutes, of which they are the alumni, in a manner that makes them seem the worst places to be. Little do we realise that defaming these stepping stones only signifies our dissatisfaction with who we are, and is a convenient way to shift blame.......

The "Common" cold

Last November I had scribbled.........
"I hate how common the "common cold" can be. As the mercury dips, faster than any of the years I have been here, my entire respiratory system does a municipal plumbing on me...clogged and runny at the same time. Sorry to sound so gross but when your voice sounds like you drank the entire bar the previous night, there is little else that comes to an oxygen deficient brain. My ears feel like there is enough surgical cotton in them to supply AIIMS. This is sick you say ??....well try having a "common" cold in this uncommonly cold weather....now thats being sick."

My twopence on Bongland!!

15th Aug 1947, New Delhi, India. A proud man standing tall on the remnants of his past declared….Tonight at the stroke of midnight while the world sleeps India awakens to its freedom…or something to that effect. Some “Smart Alec” was sharp enough to observe that at the stroke of midnight half the world was actually wide awake and it was in fact 2 p.m. in the afternoon at New York and people were in fact returning to work from their lunch break. Well these minor details aside, at the stroke of midnight while Indians woke to their first taste of freedom in 150 years, one state switched off the alarm and remained stooped in slumber. Bengal, the chief instigator of the National movement, the pioneer of the freedom struggle was too tired to open its eyes. It was still in shackles, a slave of its own past, of its heydays when the bright young stars of the national leadership hailed from the Bengal skies. Ah! The sweet proud glorious memories. Kolkata had drunk long and hard at its cup of glory. The hangover lasted even longer.
Bengal is yet to awaken to a present when a very different seducer threatens to caste its net over Bengal and bind it again in the chains of slavery. For thirty long years communism has reigned unchallenged and Bengal sways to its hypnotizing tune in dazed assent. It has been bedazzled by the recantations of its own resplendent past and put into a deep slumber of complacency by the panegyrics sung in honour of its brave sons.
Time, it seems, has slowed down for this state in stupor. While the rest of the world rushes by to beat time itself, Bengal’s machinery is coming to a slow grinding halt.
Look around Kolkata and walk down its cobbled streets, this is a city that is clinging to its past with all that its got, petrified at the thought of letting go, lest it may never be able to stand up again. So afraid to march forward into the future lest it plunges into the dark depths of anonymity and never recover. Yes Kolkata has much to loose, more that most in India. But in its desperation to cling to what it has it is loosing out on something even more valuable-time. The time which has been gained by the all else to think beyond their horizons and challenge the very frontiers of time. It is the reluctant child being dragged on its knees by necessity towards the future.
Wrapped up in the tiny bubble of self glory, the Bengali Babus laugh at the world at it hurtles by, amused by what they interpret as the foolish craving to trade the past traditions for improbable dreams. This from the land of the likes of Ram Mohan Roy is irony indeed. The Babus continue to discuss the follies of the world outside in their steamy addas over piping hot cups of tea, only the venue having shifted from the deorhis of the house to government office chairs, lack of space being the coz thereof (population is something that has kept up with the times even in this state). Nothing has changed. “Its yesterday once more” the Beatles soulfully sang. It has always been yesterday here. Yes nothing has changed here as they would have us believe and it has been 60 years since the clock stroke at midnight.

Current affairs...

Perspectives.....

Chandni Chowk....Or life??

I have had the occasion to galavander around the streets or rather lanes of Chandni chowk these past few weeks. For those who are not familiar with the capital of India, Chandni chowk is one of the oldest residential settlement that remains even today.

To be honest I was trying really hard to find a way to express the enigma that is Chandni Chowk in words. But I found my pen, or rather in this case, the keyboard running dry every single time that I tried. Until, I found a most remarkable metaphor for the place or I may say that I found the lanes of Chandni Chowk to be an amazing metaphor for something we are all too familiar with....Life!

Life is in every way nearly like Chandni Chowk. It is complicated, unplanned no matter how hard you try to set a course to it. And it is vibrant and scintillating. Every moment that you walk down the lanes, you are dodging, side stepping, tripping, balancing and all this while moving along with a well drawn map in your hand. Yet you have no idea where the next turn will lead to or if there is a surprise waiting for you just around the corner. It defies all calculations, disobeys all rules, except time and survival. And at the most unexpected places you find a treasure trove of the most beautiful experiences. We wish to travel down left out streets and turn into the missed out turns but would it really have taken us to a different place? Perhaps, perhaps not...would it have been any easier, perhaps, perhaps not, the only way to find out is to walk through all the lanes till you have seen them all...but that will take many trips , many lives.

Every one tries to knock you down in their hurry to get ahead, yet when you step back and look, you see that its nothing but a rat's race with no one really going anywhere. Curious eyes look at you when you step into strange domains...quickly and surely picking out the ones who do not belong and after having interrogated you let you pass with doubtful and suspiscious eyes burning holes through your backs. Ever been in a profession where you feel you do not belong. It feels just about the same.

Glittering red capes for the bride, books and stationary for the studious mind, food for the kings, you will find everything here. It is all here yet you have to find it among the narrowest lanes where every single one is squirming for space. Palaces have become huts and what were huts have become a modern day castle. And then, when you find that the walls are closing in on you...Suddenly you are in a open breather where the blue sky shines down on you through the twinkling shades of an enormous tree and you suddenly feel that there are powers beyond. And sure enough you hear bells ringing as a Pujari in his 1ft by 1ft little shrine offers prayers or somewhere a Mullah calls out to the faithful to join him in prayer.

Time is the sole thing that is constant in ths ever-changing canvas. The lanes of Chandni Chowk keep meandering and life goes on.....

There and beyond.....been there done that!

Ruddy joke!!

God is not without his share of uncanny sometimes cruel sense of humour. And considering He is far greater than the lesser mortals like us his share is considerably larger.

Bundi.